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世界上“流鼻血”的人千千万,但涉及色情形容的只有一类:吃完伟哥,见过美女之后。当一种打心眼里想得到的东西,只能看看而已的时候,除了流鼻血之外,别的行为都容易犯错侯。鼻血有两种流法,一种是常见的。向外乱喷,弄得衣服上红了一片,但可以用棉花堵住。另一种是你可能根本察觉不到的,向内流向心里,化作半夜相思泪,或者发奋图强,对人生产生巨大影响,极端的情况下是得了喉癌,永远说不出“我爱你”了。我不喜欢向内流鼻血的人。按《大话西游》唐僧的理论,“你要吗?你说呀！你不说,我怎么知道你要啊?”一个大男人,连敞开流鼻血这种表达爱慕的直接方式都不敢！你能追求到什么?
There are hundreds of millions of “nosebleeds” in the world, but only one category that describes pornography: After eating Viagra and seeing beauty. When a kind of hard-won things can only be seen only when, in addition to nosebleeds, other behaviors are prone to make mistakes. There are two kinds of nosebleeds flow method, one is common. Outward chaos spray, make the clothes red, but can be blocked with cotton. The other is that you may not be able to detect it at all. It flows inwardly into your heart and turns into tears in the middle of the night, or it exerts a great influence on your life. In extreme cases, you have laryngeal cancer and can never say “I love is you. I do not like people with nosebleeds. According to the theory of ”Westward Journey of the Westward River,“ the monk, ”Do you want? You say it! You do not say, how do I know you want?" A big man, even open the nosebleed this expression of love direct way not! What can you pursue?