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尊敬的人类审判长: 今天,我要坚决为我自己进行一次有效辩护:千百年以来,你们人类一直把我定为龋齿的罪魁祸首。但是,我要郑重申明,我不但不是龋齿的罪魁祸首,相反,还是你们人类的一种美味、廉价的能源。 早在公元前7世纪,你们人类就有一种虫原学说,认为龋病的发生是由虫子所引起。到了公元前4世纪,古希腊又传出了体液学说,认为龋病是由于身体内的恶液质所致。到了你们人类发明显微镜后,1890年,你们又闹出了一个化学细菌学说,认为龋病发生的原因是由于口腔内的细菌作用于停滞在牙面上的食物残
Dear human presiding judge: Today, I must resolutely defend myself an effective defense: For thousands of years, you humans have always regarded me as the culprit of tooth decay. However, I must solemnly affirm that not only are I not the culprit of dental caries, but rather a delicious and cheap energy source for your people. As early as the 7th century BC, you humans have a pest theory, that the caries is caused by insects. By the fourth century BC, ancient Greece came the body fluid theory, that dental caries is due to the body caused by evil liquid. After you invented the human microscope, in 1890, you again made a chemical bacteriology, that the cause of dental caries is due to bacteria in the mouth acting on the teeth stuck in the teeth of the food residue