论文部分内容阅读
我是一名女医生,每当看到小白领、学生党被老板和老师摧残得不成人形,编造一些很幼稚很容易被识破的理由请病假时,我就痛心疾首,那一刻,我深深感到自己肩负的历史重任,原来爹地妈咪送我读医是为了这一天的到来啊!那么本小医就给你支几招:首先要确定你需要几天的假期。如果你只想请一天假就不要看本攻略了嘛,发烧或者要带家里小狗看病就可以。三天到五天,一周以上甚至一个月,都需要不同方案。其次,看看你属于哪种体格,女汉子就不要用自己因为营养不良或者贫血而导致早晨在卫生间晕倒这种理由了。三天到五天,首选急性肠胃炎,你需要干燥的嘴唇和随身带一卷卫生纸,随时准备向卫生间百米冲刺。
I am a female doctor, whenever I see a small white-collar workers, the student party was devastated by the boss and teacher were not adult, making some very naive and easily identifiable reasons, please sick leave, that moment, I deeply felt The historical responsibility of their shoulders, the original Daddy Mummy sent me to read a doctor for the arrival of this day ah! Then the small doctor gave you a few tips: First of all, you need to determine the holiday you need a few days. If you just want a day off please do not look at the Raiders Well, a fever or to bring a dog at home can be. Three days to five days, a week or even a month, all need different programs. Second, look at what kind of physique you belonged to, and women should not use their own reason for fainting in the bathroom in the morning due to malnutrition or anemia. Three days to five days, the preferred acute gastroenteritis, you need to dry lips and carry a roll of toilet paper, ready to sprint 100 meters to the bathroom.