蓟州孙某,好作新论。每有一得,即召同好。同好者,食客二三辈,弟子四五人。 同好齐集,为饮宴,孙家菜享名蓟州久矣。宴饮之际,则齐颂孙某之新论。“高屋建瓴”、“洞微烛隐”、“前人未及”、“后学难追”云云,皆习见之颂语也。孙某闻之,隐然欲醉,乃将向所作诸论,哀辑成集,名之曰“孙学”。复召同好宴集,二三子齐作鼓吹:“此天下第一学也。”“此宇宙间之绝学也。”“此学一出,泽被华夏。”“影响所及,远逾九州。”乃称孙某为“孙学”宗师,余者皆为大师,闭门行礼,居然宗派。 一日,孙出户闲行,遇一老翁,问曰:“翁知‘孙学’否?”翁摇首曰:“食器耶?用器耶?”孙以为愚。复前行,遇秀才,以“孙学”扣之。秀才曰:“吾闻孙武之学,孙膑之学,未闻有‘孙学’也。”孙嗤其鄙,然心怀隐忧。 Jizhou Sun Mou, a good new theory. Every success, that is, a good deal. With good people, diners two or three generations, disciples four or five people. Together, for the banquet, Sun Jiayi enjoy the name of Jizhou long carry on. The occasion of feast, then Qi Song Chung new theory. “High House”, “cave candelabrum”, “predecessors have not”, “after school difficult to find” and so on, are all euphemism also praised. Sunmou smell, implicitly want to drunk, is to be made by the theory, sad into a set, the name of “Sun Science.” Recalling the same feast set, two or three children together to advocate: “The best in the world also.” “The universe must also learn.” “This study came out, Ze was Huaxia.” “Affected, far more than Kyushu.” Is called Sunmou “Sun Science” Master, the rest are all masters, behind closed doors, actually sectarian. On the first day, Sun ran out of his home and ran into trouble when he met an old man and asked him: “Wengzhi ’Sun Xue’?” Complex ahead of schedule, in case of scholar, “Sun learn” deduction. The scholar said: “I heard Sun Wu of the science, Sun Yat-sen, there is no smell of ’Sun study’ also.” Sun Hsiao their despicable, but pregnant with worries.