“上网?同去!同去!”报李近来总嚷着这句话。这小子大名中有一个“箭”字。只因班主任“出色”的国语水平,“箭”总是“歉”。从此,大家便呼之“报歉李”,简称“报李”。在群众的舆论之下,他索性自号“报歉男孩”。想当初,他才学会爬网不久,便在网上东钻西窜,在“联众”见别人下围棋下得很欢,便赶紧跑回来纠缠住洒家不放。央求道:“和尚,教教我怎么在网上下围棋吧!”洒家受不了纠缠,只好打起精神来指点指点,还尽职地借了本秘笈让他啃。“龙飞虎升级版即将出山!嘿,嘿,嘿!”满脸得意之色的报李,临走前甩出了这句掷地有声的话。从此,每个星期天中午放学,报李便飙车冲至网吧。大把大把的银子捧给吧主后,终于——每次在联众与人对挑,总是风卷残云地给人开涮得半子不留。此事在班里一时间传为美谈,着实让我们的肚皮好好地机械运动了一番。报李只好自我安慰道:“老子云,‘兵器为不祥之物,圣人不得己而用之。’吾将效仿和尚你,放下屠刀立地成佛。” “Online? Go with it! Go with it!” Li recently quoted this sentence. There is an “arrow” in this kid’s name. Only because of the “excellent” Mandarin standard of the head teacher, “Arrow” always “apologized.” Since then, everyone has called “repenting Li” or simply “reporting Li.” Under the consensus of the masses, he simply called himself an “apologize to the boy.” In the beginning, he learned how to crawl. Soon he drilled Xiqiao on the Internet, and in the “Lianzhong” to see other people under the next Go very happy, and then quickly ran back and tangled in the home. He pleaded: “Monk, teach me how to play the game online!” Sajia could not stand the entanglement, had no choice but to take the initiative to give pointers and pointing, but also dutifully borrowed this secret to let him scold. “Longfeihu upgraded version is about to come out of the mountain! Hey, hey, hey!” Li, with his face full of proud colors, flung the words before throwing. Since then, every Sunday at noon, Lee reported that the car would rush to an Internet cafe. After holding up a large amount of silver to the Lord, finally - every time in the Alliance and the people to pick, always ridiculed to give people a chance to leave. This matter was transmitted to the United States at one time in the class. It really made our belly mechanically exercise. Li had to comfort himself and said, “Lao Tzu’s cloud, ’The weapon is an ominous thing, the saints can’t use it for their own sake.’ I will follow the example of you and lay down the butcher’s knife to stand and become a Buddha.”