我是一名普通的退休老兵,今年已75岁。一年多来,在《灯下漫笔》专栏写了十多篇东拉西扯、七拼八凑的短文。今天,我想为女公务员写一篇文章,以虚长几岁的身份、知心朋友的心情与女同志们聊聊天。网上有一个段子,讲男女之间的区别:男人不愿谈收入,女人讨厌说年龄;男人在女人面前变得勇敢,女人在男人面前变得娇羞;男人有泪不轻弹,女人无泪也爱哭;男人最关心自己的身高,女人最关心自己的体重。这些话显然带 I am an ordinary retired veteran and I am 75 years old this year. In the past year or so, more than 10 essays written in a series of essays were written in the column entitled “Comic Lamp”. Today, I would like to write an article for the female civil servant, chatting with the lesbians on the basis of his virtual identity and his friend’s feelings. There’s a passage online about the difference between men and women: men do not want to talk about income, women hate age; men become brave in front of women, women become shy in front of men; men have tears not flicker, women have no tears Cry; men are most concerned about their height, a woman most concerned about their weight. Obviously these words