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  家里來了一位客人。
  妈妈:不好意思,今天没有奶酪了。
  客人:哦,没关系。
  彼得离开了一会儿,然后拿回来一块奶酪。他把奶酪给了这位客人。客人笑着把奶酪放进嘴里。
  客人:多好的孩子!你在哪里找到的奶酪?
  彼得:在捕鼠夹上,先生。
  晚上,约翰抬头看着天空。
  汤姆是约翰的弟弟。
  “你在干什么?”汤姆问。
  “我在数星星。”约翰说。
  汤姆笑着说:“现在太黑了。你为什么不等到明天早上再数呢?”
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