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AOne day a passenger took a taxi.Once inside,he patted thedriver on the shoulder,for he wanted to ask him about something.Butto his surprise, the driver got so frightened that he cried out.“Oh,I am sorry,”apologized the passenger.“I have frightenedyou.” AOne day a passenger took a taxi.Once inside,he patted the driver on the shoulder,for he wanted to ask him about something.Butto his surprise, the driver got so frightened that he cried out.“Oh,I am sorry,”apologized The passenger.“I have frightenedyou.”
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永不放弃,永不心灰意冷。永存信念,它会使你应付自如。 Never give up, never be disheartened. Perseverance, it will make you comfortable.
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