“今天天气很好,万里无云的天空上飘着朵朵白云……”作文课上,语文老师把小明的作文念了一遍,“请问,既然天空万里无云,那为什么还飘着朵朵白云?”“那云在万里之外飘着啦!”小明站了起来,声音响亮地说。“我上次在作文《我的老师》里面写道:你很漂亮,一头乌黑的秀发夹杂着几丝银发。你表扬了我!既然秀发是一头乌黑,那为什么还夹杂着几丝银发?既然你那一头乌黑的秀发可以夹杂着几丝银发,那为什么我这万里无云的天空上就不能飘着朵朵白云?”小明理直气壮地继续说。机舱广播“各位先生、各位女士,请您留在座位上直到班机完全停好,等机长将安全带的指示灯关掉。我们不希望您比本班机还要早抵达停机坪。”薄情的妻子史密斯先生突然病逝。他的太 Today’s weather is very good, cloudless sky floated with white clouds ... “composition class, the language teacher read the composition of Xiao Ming again, ” Excuse me, since the sky is cloudless, then why is it floating Blossoming white clouds? “” That cloud floating in the thousands of miles it! “Xiaoming stood up, loud voice said. ”I wrote last time in my essay,“ My Teacher, ”that you are very pretty, with a black hair mixed with silky hair. You commend me! Since the hair is dark, why is it still mixed with silk? Silver hair? Since your black hair can be mixed with a few silver hair, then why I can not drift on the cloudless sky white clouds? “Xiao Ming confidently continue. Cabin Broadcasting ”Ladies and gentlemen, please stay in your seat until the flight is completely parked and wait for the captain to switch off the seatbelt lights.We do not want you to arrive at the apron earlier than this flight.“ ” Mr. flirtatious wife suddenly died of illness. His too