Coffee and a fly

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  A customer ordered a cup of coffee in a restaurant! The waiter served the coffee. The customer found a fly in the coffee. He called the waiter.
  Customer: How do I drink this coffee!
  Waiter: Don’t you know how to drink a coffee?
  Customer: Waiter, see, there is a fly in my coffee.
  Waiter: Oh yes sir, you are right! There is a fly in your coffee.
  Customer: Waiter, I said, there is a fly in MMY coffee (He stressed the word MY)
  Waiter: Oh don’t worry, sir, the fly won’t drink much!
  Customer: Waiter, it is swimming in my coffee.
  Waiter: Sir, do you want me to get a lifeguard for the fly?
  (Annoyed) Customer: the fly dead, it’s hard to stand!
  Waiter: I guess, it doesn’t know how to swim properly.
  Customer: How do I drink this coffee?
  Waiter: Don’t you know how to drink? I will teach you!
  He drank the coffee! And said, this is how you should drink a coffee.
  (Question: What is the customer angry for? .)
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