张作霖投身绿林的时候,有一次在酒席间,辽西巨匪杜立三有意刁难张作霖,他以为张作霖目不识丁,想用对诗的方式让张作霖当众出丑。杜立三:月长念个胀,月半念个胖。我老婆挺个大肚子满院晃,不知道是胀还是胖?张作霖:酉卒念个醉,目垂念个睡。李白酒后山坡卧,不知他是醉还是睡?杜立三:三个点在上官宦家,乱绞丝在旁绫绸纱。要穿绫绸纱,必得官宦家。张作霖:三个字出头大丈夫, Zhang Tso-lin to join the Greenwood, there was a time in the banquet room, the western Liaoning Duff III deliberately making things difficult for Chang Tso-lin, he thought Zhang Zuolin ignorant, want to use the poetic way Zhang Zuolin public outrage. Du Li San: Moon long read a bulge, a month and a fat fat. Astonishingly, my wife is a pregnant belly Akira, I do not know is bloated or fat? Zhang Zuolin: unitary died read a drunk, head falls asleep. Li Bai liquor lying on the hillside, I do not know if he is drunk or sleeping? Du Li-san: three points in Shangguan Huan, chaos twisted wire in the next Ayali silk. To wear Aya silk, will be officials official home. Zhang Zuolin: three words in the early big man,