It’s Time to Go to School
　　该去“上学”了
　　
　　One early morning, a lady went in to wake up her son.
　　“Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”
　　“But why Mom? I don’t want to go.”
　　“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”
　　“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!”
　　“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”
　　“Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”
　　“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Principal[校长]!”
　　
　　Child Sent to Bed
　　上床睡觉的小孩
　　
　　A small boy is sent to bed by his mother...
　　(Five minutes later)
　　“Mom...”
　　“What?”
　　“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?”
　　“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”
　　(Five minutes later)
　　“Mom...”
　　“WHAT?”
　　“I’m THIRSTY...Can I have a glass of water??”
　　“I told you NO! If you ask again, I’ll have to spank[打屁股] you!!”
　　(Five minutes later)
　　“Mommm...”
　　“WHAT??!!”
　　“When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?”