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Main Entrance
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read “BESTDEALS”.
He was horrified when another shop opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading “LOWEST PRICES”.
The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put out the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read “MAIN ENTRANCE”.
The Job Interview
A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held.
“I must say,” says the executive, “your work history is terrible. You’ve been fired from every job.” “Yes,” says the man. “Well,” continues the executive, “there is not much positive in that.”
“Hey!” says the guy as he pokes the application. “At least I’m not a quitter.”
(山东 于 莹供稿)
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read “BESTDEALS”.
He was horrified when another shop opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading “LOWEST PRICES”.
The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put out the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read “MAIN ENTRANCE”.
The Job Interview
A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held.
“I must say,” says the executive, “your work history is terrible. You’ve been fired from every job.” “Yes,” says the man. “Well,” continues the executive, “there is not much positive in that.”
“Hey!” says the guy as he pokes the application. “At least I’m not a quitter.”
(山东 于 莹供稿)