早晨去买早点,路过一条小街,街上全是卖早点的店铺,有卖油条的,有卖馒头的。为了竞争,每家店铺都张贴着标语,试图吸引过客,那宣传是一个比一个逗人。街道入口处的米粉店铺标语上写着:欢迎来到赵氏米粉之家,本店是全球唯一指定销售地点,可以办理会员卡,购物享受9.9折优惠。左边的包子店标语写着:武大郎的包子,献给貌美如潘金莲的你。(估计店主没仔细看过水浒,人家武大明明卖的炊饼) To buy breakfast in the morning, passing a small street, the street is full of shops selling early, selling fried dough sticks, the sale of bread. In order to compete, each shop posting a slogan, trying to attract visitors, that promotion is a more than an amusing. The street entrance of the rice noodles shop banner reads: Welcome to Zhao rice noodles, the shop is the only designated sales location in the world, you can apply for membership cards, shopping enjoy 9.9% discount. The buns shop slogan on the left reads: Wu Dalang buns, dedicated to the United States as Pan Jinlian you. (Estimated that the owner did not carefully read the Water Margin, others Wu Ming obviously sell cakes)