(板眼)世事如梦,变幻如风,如今女士,喜欢整容。有个半老徐娘,姓萧名云凤,生得珠圆玉润,只系有D平胸,终日在镜前发懵懂,自叹美中不足,虚有娇容。老公名叫赵蒙,在旁边劝云凤:“我作为丈夫,都无嫌你平胸”。谁知阿凤话:“乞痴,你乜都唔懂,你知否随街的广告,层出不穷。”(收腔) (表白)“老公,你有无听人地讲‘做女 (Board eye) dreams of things, changing the wind, now ladies, like plastic surgery. There is a half old millet, surnamed Xiao Yunfeng, gave birth to beads Yurun, only Department D flat chest, all day long ago in the mirror hair ignorant, sighs beauty in the air, Jiao Jiao. Zhao Meng called her husband, next to advise Yunfeng: “As a husband, I have no doubt you flat chest.” Who knows Aphon said: “begging, you are not understand, you know whether the ads along the street, after another.” (Close) (Confession)