一位伟大的沙皇吩咐把全国的诗人和智者带到他跟前。他问他们:“幸福在哪里?”“幸福在于总能够看到你天仙般喜气洋洋的脸庞,永远感觉到……”第一个人匆忙答道。“挖出他的眼珠,”沙皇冷冷地说,“下一个!……”“幸福,是权力。圣上,你是幸福的!”第二个喊道。但是沙皇苦笑着反驳道:“可我得了痔疮,权力无法治愈它。撕下他的鼻孔。骗子。下一个!……”“做富翁!”下一个结结巴巴地说。 A great tsar instructed to bring the poets and wise men of the whole country to him. He asked them: “Where is happiness? ” “Happiness is always able to see your fairy-like face, always feel ... ” The first person hastily replied. “Dig out his eyes,” said the Czar indifferently, “The next! ... ” “Happiness is power, and you are blessed,” shouted the second. But the Czar retorted with a wry smile: “But I got the hemorrhoids, the power could not heal it. Torn off his nostrils. Liar. Next! ... ” “Do the rich!” The next stammered.