1.我的朋友小五至今单身,这和他奇葩的搭讪方式不无关系。有一次,他乘公交车,车上有个温婉的姑娘一直在哭,小五一直在纠结怎么安慰她,还没想好姑娘就到站了。小五是个不轻易放弃机会的人,慌忙往手上倒了一捧纯净水捧着追下车去:“姑娘,你的眼泪掉了。”2.小鸡拿着一张大红奖状扑到鸡妈妈的怀里:“妈妈,你说过我考了第一名就告 1. My friend P5 is single now, which is not unrelated to his wonderful way of making friends. Once, he took the bus, the car has a gentle girl has been crying, P5 has been tangled in how to comfort her, did not think of a good girl to stop. P5 is a person who does not easily give up the opportunity, hurriedly poured a handful of pure water holding chase down to go: ”The girl, your tears fall. “ 2. To the chicken mother’s arms: ”Mom, you said I took the first test report