滑铁卢之战大家一定都知道,一代英豪拿破仑居然输给了能力平平的威林顿,这确实让人感到不可思议。但其实拿破仑根本就没有亲自现场指挥这场战争。拿破仑没有亲临战场是因为他在自己的帐篷里休息。他在自己帐篷里休息的原因是他要吸食鸦片。他吸食鸦片的原因是他要止痛。他疼痛难忍的原因是他痔疮恶化。他痔疮恶化的原因是他穿紧身裤。他穿紧身裤的原因是当时整个巴黎都在流行穿紧身裤。 We all know Waterloo battle, Napoleon, a generation of hero actually lost to the average Wellington ability, it really makes people feel weird. But in fact Napoleon did not personally direct the war on the spot. Napoleon did not come to the battlefield because he was resting in his tent. The reason he rests in his tent is that he wants to take opium. He takes opium because he wants to relieve pain. The reason he ached was hemorrhoids worsened. He hemorrhoids worsened because he wore tight pants. The reason he was wearing leggings was that the entire Paris was wearing tight pants.