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以前我无法理解,为什么一只猫好过一个女朋友。养猫的男人,愿意对一只猫说很多情话,肉麻到足以让一堵墙壁颤抖;能辛辛苦苦打扫着小猫打碎的杯子,而前女友洗碗时不小心打碎一只,先骂她蠢得像猪,又说这么粗手粗脚哪里还像个女人;半夜四点被猫舔脸叫醒,他拿起手机温柔地发条微博告之天下,却从来没安慰过同样时刻做噩梦惊醒的女人;跟女朋友分手风清云淡,老猫死去他痛不欲生。有些男人,爱猫甚过女人。虽然有人说女人如猫,问题是女人不如猫的地方太多。恋爱中的女人,不能像猫一样阴晴不定琢磨不透来去无踪。一个正常女人找了男朋友,难免堕落到宠物狗的境界,看见他
I used to understand why a cat is better than a girlfriend. Cats, men, willing to say a lot of love to a cat, nauseating enough to make a wall shaking; can be hard to clean the kitten broken cup, and ex-girlfriend accidentally break a dish washing, first Scolded her stupid like a pig, also said that such a thick hand where thick feet like a woman; midnight at night was cat licking wake up, he picked up the cell phone gentle microblogging to tell the world, but never comforted the same Moment nightmare awakened woman; clear separation with his girlfriend, the old cat died to him. Some men love cats more than women. Although some people say that women like cats, the problem is that women are not as good as cats. A woman in love, can not be like a cat undulating pondering endlessly. A normal woman to find a boyfriend, inevitably degenerated into the realm of dogs, saw him