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关于“兔子不吃窝边草”的谈话(兔)兔子家族,经常是大家开玩笑的对象。有一天,它们忽然在公社礼堂郑重其事地召开新闻发布会,兔子发言人发表了一篇谈话——大家都知道,广大地区流传着一个谚语,“兔子不吃窝边草”。这当然是无可争议的公论。最近,有件事,我们很生气。他妈的——对不起,我刚和鹦鹉吃过饭,跟它说顺口了,我有些太气愤了——有一个动物,我不点它的名字了,它把自己的小姨子搞了,很不像话,人家批评它说:“兔子还不吃窝边草,你怎么这样?”你猜它怎么回答?它说:“我是个懒兔。”这句话极没道理,搂草打兔子,把我们稍带上了,严重影响了我们兔子
Conversation (rabbit) Rabbit family is often the object of joke about “rabbit does not eat grass”. One day they suddenly held a press conference solemnly at the commune hall. A spokesman for the rabbit made a speech. As we all know, there is a saying circulating in many areas that “rabbits do not eat at the grassland.” This is of course the undisputed public opinion. Recently, one thing, we are very angry. Fuck - I’m sorry, I just had dinner with the parrot, tell it plainly, I was a little too angry - there is an animal, I do not point its name, and it put his sister out, very not Like the words, people criticized it: “Rabbit does not eat grass, how do you do? ” Guess you how to answer? It said: “I am a lazy rabbit. ” This sentence extremely unreasonable, rake Hit the rabbit, put us on a little, seriously affected our rabbit