沃尔特·B·耶和华——这是他的真名,并非我拼凑的——一辈子都是个唯我论者。唯我论者,如果你还不知道这个词,指的是这样一种人,他相信只有自己是真正存在的,别人及整个宇宙只是存在于他的想象里,如果他中断想象,它们将停止存在。有一天沃尔特 B·耶和华变成了一个虔诚的唯我论者。在一周之内,他老婆跟人跑了,他运务员的工作丢了,他的腿在他追打一只挡道的黑猫时摔断了。躺在医院病床上,他决定让一切终了。他望向窗外,注视着星星,企盼它们消失,它们真的就没了。他又企盼其他人全部 Walter B. Jehovah - this is his real name, not my piecing together - all my life is a solipsist. The solipsist, if you do not yet know the word, refers to a person who believes that only himself is real, that others and the entire universe exist only in his imagination and that if he interrupts the imagination, they stop exist. One day, Walter B. Jehovah turned into a devout solipsist. Within a week, his wife ran with him, his crew lost his job and his leg broke when he chased a black cat in the middle of the road. Lying in the hospital bed, he decided to let everything end. He looked out the window, staring at the stars, expecting them to disappear, and they were gone. He looked forward to everyone else