甲我们俩呀,上了台是搭档。乙下了台呢,是同桌。甲她就是我同桌的你,(唱)谁娶了神经兮兮的你……乙这位唱上了。甲(唱)谁安慰胡闹的你,谁把你的长发剃去,谁给你画的胡须。乙我哪有胡须呀?甲这不,八字胡,哦,看错了,是眉毛。乙哦,我明白了,怪不得你眼神不好,大家看看,我可是炯炯有神的大眼睛,再看看他,多小的单眼皮。哎,我有个问题憋了两年了,想问问你。 A two of us ah, on the stage is partner. B next stage it is the same table. A She is my you at the same table, (singing) who married a neurotic you ... ... B sing this one. A (singing) who comforts you, who shaves your long hair, who draws your beard. B, I have a beard ah? A This is not, character Hu, oh, wrong, is the eyebrows. Oh, I understand, no wonder you look bad, we see, but I have a bright big eyes, look at him, how small a single eyelid. Hey, I have a question hold for two years, want to ask you.