小小只:某公司有个员工的离职原因是:肠胃不好,消化不了老大画的饼。长谷瓜:女朋友刚才很忧愁地问:我觉得我的婚后生活就是打孩子和在家长会上艳压群芳这两件事了怎么办?好可怕!邓安庆:出门时,楼梯口一位阿姨跟一位带着女儿的年轻妈妈打招呼:“好久不见,哟,这是你孩子啊?”年轻妈妈笑着说:“是啊,我家闺女,小胖。”阿姨上下打量了一番那个小姑娘,“哎哟嘿,还真胖的。”年轻妈妈笑笑没 Little only: a company has a staff turnover reasons: stomach is not good, can not digest the boss’s cake. Long Guagua: Girlfriend just very sad to ask: I think my married life is playing children and parents at the Yan Yan Qunfang these two things how to do? How terrible! Deng Anqing: go out, a staircase Aunt and a young mother with her daughter say hello: “long time no see, yo, this is your child ah?” Young mom smiled and said: “ah, my daughter, chubby.” Aunt looked up and down Something that little girl, “hey hey, really fat.” Young mother smiled