我给妻子当陪练

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暑假在家,因迷上一部电视剧,每天晚上都要看到很晚才睡。结果第二天早饭也不吃,一直睡到午晌。就这样,养成了早晨睡懒觉的习惯。妻极力怂恿我与她一起晨练,我困乏不堪,故对妻的召唤充耳不闻。一天清晨,妻摇醒我,说她不参加长跑了,因报上说长跑停练后反而使人更胖,现在要改打羽毛球。“你喜欢干啥就干啥,别影响我行不?”我不耐烦地将头蒙住。妻却撒娇地说:“我—个人怎么练呀!难道你想让我变成‘肥肥’啊?”说完拿出一副崭新的羽毛球拍哄小孩似地说:“我的好老公,你先陪我练几天,等我找到搭档后你再睡懒觉好吗?”我不好再拒绝,只好穿衣下床充当妻子的晨练搭档。 Summer home, because of fascination with a TV series, every night have to see very late to sleep. The results did not eat breakfast the next day, has been to sleep noon. In this way, develop the habit of sleeping late morning. His wife strongly encouraged me to exercise with her, I am sleepy, so the call to his wife turned a deaf ear. One morning in the morning, the wife woke me up and said she did not participate in the long distance running. Instead, she reportedly said that it would make her fatter after the long-distance running and stopped her practice. Now she wants to change her badminton. “Do what you like to do, do not affect my trip? ” I impatiently covered his head. His wife said: “I - how individuals practice it! Do you want me to become ’fat’ ah?” Finished come up with a brand new badminton rackets coax children said: “My Good husband, you first practice a few days with me, so I find the partner after you sleep late okay? ”" I’m not good to refuse, had no choice but to dress up as his wife morning exercise partner.
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