双人跳水比赛,媳妇和婆婆应该是最好的一对搭档,因为几十年了,她们总是同时掉水里。所有男人生来平等,结了婚的除外。错了就承认的男人,是个聪明人。而对了也要认错的男人,是个结了婚的人。打哈欠:婚后男人唯一敢开口的事情。没有永久的朋友,也没有永久的敌人,但是结婚可以做到这一切。好男人,就是和媳妇吵架时,抱着必输的心态。老婆,不要挑战我的底线,否则,我又得修改底线。 Double diving competition, wife and mother-in-law should be the best pair of partners, because for decades, they are always out of the water. All men are born equal, except married. The wrong man admits, is a wise man. The right man who has to admit it is a married man. Yawning: The only thing men can dare to say after marriage. No permanent friends, no permanent enemies, but getting married can do it all. A good man, that is, quarrel with the wife, holding the attitude of losing will. Wife, do not challenge my bottom line, otherwise, I have to modify the bottom line.