吝啬小姐是我见过的最小气的女人。她家的灯总是最后一个亮的,她脚上的布鞋是穿得最久的,她院子里桃树上的果子也是最后吃完的。我7岁的时候,和邻村的一个毛头小子干架,抓着一块石头就往人家脑门上扔,结果哐当一声,毛头小子的脑门被我砸出一个大包。我们村有一个习俗,脑门上起大包就必须抓一只老母鸡吃。毛头小子硬是跟着我回了家,一屁股坐到门口的板凳上又哭又闹,赖着不走,非得让吝啬小姐抓一只老母鸡给他带回去。吝啬小姐在厨房捣鼓了很久,拿了四个鸡蛋给他, Miss Miao is the youngest woman I have ever seen. Her family’s lamp is always the last one. The cloth shoes on her feet are worn for the longest time. The peach fruit in her yard is also the last to finish. When I was 7 years old, I was on a shelf with a hairy boy in a neighboring village. I grabbed a stone and threw it at the door of my family. When the result was a bang, the head of the boy was pulled out of my bag. There is a custom in our village. A large hen on the forehead must catch an old hen. The hairy boy followed me back home. He sat on the bench in front of the door and cried and made a fuss. He refused to leave. He had to get Miss Liao to catch an old hen and bring him back. Miss Nguyen had a long drum in the kitchen and gave him four eggs.