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成功的妈妈儿子考试又考得不好,爸爸耐心安慰说:“宝贝,别灰心,继续努力,下次你会考得更好,因为失败是成功的妈妈!”儿子:“呜呜……每次我考得不好时,你都说失败是成功的妈妈,可是我不想要那么多妈妈……”电报儿子:“什么是电报?”爸爸:“就是把要说的事写在纸上,一般就十几个字,然后去邮局,让工作人员通过无线电传给对方。”儿子恍然大悟:“就是让邮局代发一个短信呀。”信任期中考试批改试卷的时候,老师发现了一张奇葩试卷,第一页只写了几个字:“老师,我不会,后面的不用看了,啥也没写。”当他翻到第二页的时候,彻底震惊了,底下还有一行字:“老师,你不相信我是吧?”
Successful mom son exam and the test is not good, my father said patiently: “Baby, do not be discouraged, continue to work hard, next time you will test better, because the failure is a successful mother!” “Son: ” Hum ... ... Every time I test bad, you say that failure is a successful mother, but I do not want so many mothers ... “Telegram son:” What is a telegram? “” Daddy: “is to say Things are written on paper, usually more than a dozen words, and then to the post office, so that staff to each other by radio. ”Son suddenly realized: “ is to allow the post office to send a text message. ” When the teacher found a wonderful test paper, the first page only wrote a few words: “Teacher, I will not, the back do not have to read, nothing did not write. ” When he turned to the second page , Completely shocked, there is a line underneath: “Teacher, do not you believe me?”