一、一日,师布置作业,一生想偷懒,便举手说:“老师我的手受伤了,写不了。”我一看右手侧是红红的,但琢磨着不至于写不出字,鼓励道:“铁XX,你姓铁啊。”学生答:“老师我就是姓钢也写不了字啊。”二、改作文,两个学生有抄袭网络之嫌,我批评:你们以为我没有百度吗?!就搜不出来你是抄袭的。然后就听见下面有同学低估道,老师我是搜狗出来的。三、一日在操场上陪学生练习运动会队形,有学生好奇问老师你怎么到我们学 One day, the division layout homework, life want to be lazy, then raised his hand and said: “teacher my hand was injured, can not write. ” I saw the right hand side is red, but wondering not to write Words, encouraging Road: “iron XX, your name is iron ah. ” Student A: “teacher I just can not write the name of steel ah. ” Second, change the composition, two students suspected of plagiarism network, I Criticism: Do you think I do not have Baidu ?! Can not find out that you are copying. Then I heard the following students underestimated Road, the teacher I was Sogou out. Third, a day in the playground with students practicing sports formation formation, a curious teacher asked how do you come to our school