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有一天全世界的人醒来都变成了龙,长着鳞片和又尖又黄的牙齿,热烘烘的口臭令人毛骨悚然,皮革似的皮肤,双脚脚趾粗大,脚臭熏人,在坚硬的地面留下黏糊糊的足迹,把地毯踩得一团糟。人类装束都撑破了,现在也没用了,被流着口水、惊恐不安的大爬行动物扔进了遍布整个星球的火堆里。龙形状各异,但还是设法钻进它们富裕的中产阶级房屋,钻进公寓,甚至钻进无家可归者的板条箱住所,因为变形并没有增加以前人类身体的重量。
One day, people around the world woke up to become dragons, with scales and sharp yellow teeth. The scorching hot-smelling hairs and leather-like skins were so thick with toes and feet that they smoked, The ground left a sticky footprint, the carpet stepped on a mess. Human clothing has been shattered, and now useless, thrown saliva, panicky reptiles thrown into the fire throughout the planet. The dragons varied in shape but managed to get into their affluent middle-class houses, into apartments and even into crate accommodation for the homeless as the deformation did not increase the weight of the human body in the past.