Men:Advice To Women

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1.If you think you’re fat,you probably are. Don’t ask us. 2.Learn to work the toilet seat;if it’s up,put it down. 3.Sometimes,we’re not thinking about you.Live with it. 4.Get rid of your cat. 5.Sunday=TV Sports. 6.Anything you wear is fine.Really. 1.If you think you’re fat,you probably are. Don’t ask us. 2.Learn to work the toilet seat; if it’s up, put it down. 3.Sometimes,we’re not thinking about you.Live With it. 4.Get rid of your cat. 5.Sunday=TV Sports. 6.Anything you wear is fine.Really.
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