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现在想来,我和我老师的关系,极像半路夫妻,一对恶冤家(自然老师是大男人,我是他小媳妇),大骂三六九,小骂天天有。不是作业鬼打符,回答提问牛头不对马嘴,挨老师骂,就是班长喊起立,我往同桌女同学玉臀下放青蛙——女同学听得老师一声请坐,青蛙哇声小的,女生哇声大的;老师跑下讲坛,更哇一声大的;然后拎起我的脖子,让我鬼哭狼嚎,哇一声惊天动地。杏花坛上书声没,听取哇声一片。我生就一副挨骂的相。挨骂当然也是出名捷径(不过这是我后来的感悟,当年还没这理论自觉),老师尊口一开,唾沫与胡子齐飞,脸色共粉笔一色(自然是红粉笔,小时候我最喜欢红粉笔,经常偷老师的,也由此获骂无数),几十同学目光齐刷刷集束,堪比镁光灯。那情景最是诱人犯事,接着犯事(叫犯罪还不至于),反潮流英雄嘛;特别是女
Now want to come, my relationship with my teacher, very much like halfway couples, a pair of evil friends (natural teacher is a big man, I am his little daughter), cursed 369, cursed every day. Not a job spirits, answering questions Ngau Tau is not right horse, beaten by the teacher, is the squad leader shouted, I went to the same table female students Yu hip lay frog - female students heard the teacher soon as you sit, frog wow little girl Wow loud; teacher ran down the pulpit, wow uttered a big; then picked up my neck, let me ghost cry howl, wow uttered earth-shattering. Apricot altar book no sound, listen to a wow sound. I was born a scolded phase. Scolded of course, is also a well-known shortcut (but this is my later comprehension, when the theory is not yet conscious), the teacher revere open, saliva and beard fly together, his face a total of chalk (of course, is a chalk, I was a kid favorite red Chalk, and often steal the teacher, which also scold countless), dozens of students eyes clean uniform brush, comparable to the spotlight. That scenario is the most attractive temptations, and then committed the crime (called crime not yet), anti-trend hero thing; especially women