一条狗不想继续做狗。它找到神,说:“求你把我变成人吧!”神问为何。狗说:“狗卑微,人高贵,请给我一点做人的尊严。”狗如愿以偿地变成了人。而它的主人,则变成了它的狗。神让他们在瞬间交换。狗优哉游哉地坐在沙发上,喝着茶,抽着烟。主人蜷缩在它的脚边,吐着舌头,晃着尾巴。“一边去!”它踢了主人一脚。主人站起来,讨好地摇着尾巴,不恼。在人面前,狗永远没有资格恼。它将一根骨头扔到主人面前。主人一边舔着,一边发出感恩的“哼哼”声。 A dog does not want to continue to be a dog. It finds God and says: “Please turn me into a man!” God asked why. Dog said: “dog humble, noble, please give me a little bit of human dignity. ” The dog got his wish to become a man. And its owner becomes its dog. God let them exchange in an instant. Dog leisurely sitting on the couch, drinking tea, smoking a cigarette. The owner huddled at its feet, spitting his tongue, shaking his tail. “Go!” It kicked the host. The master stood up, shaking his tail, pleasing, not angry. In front of people, dogs are never eligible for annoyance. It throws a bone to the owner. The owner licked while giving thanksgiving “hum ” sound.