没出息的东西老妈经常跟我唠叨:“你爸总不听我的,要不然咱们家早发了!”一次,我想哄老妈开心,就表决心说:“妈,我以后绝不跟我爸学,肯定听我老婆的话,让她理财!”老妈一脸鄙视:“没出息的东西!”“仗义”甲:昨天我收到一条短信:当你缺钱时,能拿出二百的是同事,能拿出一千的是朋友,能拿出五千的是铁哥们儿,能拿出两万的是父母。但是,能拿出十万、二十万甚至五十万的,只有我! Incompetent things, mom often nagging with me: “Your dad will not listen to me, or else we have an early onset of family! ” Once, I want to coax mom happy, I will never learn with my father, certainly listen to my wife, let her financial management! “Mom look contempt: ” “sigh of relief ” A: Yesterday I received a text message: When you are short of money, you can come up with two hundred colleagues, can come up with a thousand friends, can come up with five thousand iron buddy children, can take 20,000 are parents. However, can come up with one hundred thousand, two hundred thousand or even five hundred thousand, only me!