“同志们,今天下午考试!”语文课代表跌跌撞撞地冲进教室,扯着嗓子大喊大叫:“突然袭击哎!”“啥?!”全班同学停下手里的嘴里的一切动作同时盯住了课代表。“我刚从办公室回来,语文刘儿跟老班说的,我窃听到。”“真的?”“没搞错吧?”“今天不是愚人节哦!”“我的天,语文刘又发疯了吗?”声浪乍起,仿佛地球就要炸了似的。“千真万确!快快,还有点儿时间,复习吧!”课代表扑向自已的座位,掏出语文书本。“TMD!”“抗议,枪毙语文刘!”“我不活了……”又是一波声浪,伴着哗哩哗啦翻书声。几秒之内,全班个个正 “Comrades, this afternoon’s exam!” The language class representative stumbled into the classroom, yelled and shouted: “Sudden attack!” “Oh?!” All the classmates stop all the movements in their mouths. Stare at the class representative. “I just came back from the office. I was eavesdropping on the language Liu’s talking to the old class.” “Really?” “Isn’t it wrong?” “It’s not April Fool’s Day!” “My God, Liu Liu is crazy again.” Did you?” The sound waved as if the earth was going to blow up. “It’s true! It’s a little faster, but let’s review it!” Class representatives rushed to their seats and elicited a textbook. “TMD!” “Protest, shooting Liu language!” “I’m not alive...” It was another wave of sound, accompanied by the sound of books. In a matter of seconds, all classes are positive