筷子:直到仅剩下一根,才懂得什么叫依赖。锅:最浪漫的事,就是能够天天经受烟熏火烤。煤气罐:天天“生气”的日子,真爽。米:水能煮粥,亦能煳粥。盐:最大的悲哀是没人操“咸心”。醋:酸自己的心,让别人说去吧。酱油:问君能有几多愁,恰似炒菜没酱油。菜刀:粉碎肥肉的梦想,结束白菜的苦命。 Chopsticks: Until there is only one left, they only know what to rely on. Pot: The most romantic thing is to be able to withstand smoky fire every day. Gas tank: Every day, “angry”, really cool. Rice: The water can cook porridge and it can also gruel. Salt: The greatest tragedy is that no one fucks “salty heart.” Vinegar: Sour heart, let others say go. Soy sauce: You can have a few tips, like cooking and no soy sauce. Chopper: The dream of crushing fat and ending the hardship of cabbage.