[参考译文]沃尔特·B·耶和华——我并不因说这个名字而感到歉疚,因为他确实叫这个名字——终生都是个惟我论者。所谓惟我论者——假如你碰巧不知道这个词——就是这样一个人:他相信自己是惟一实际存在的东西,而他人及整个世界只存在于他的想象之中,如果他停止对他们的想象,那么他们便会消失。某日,沃尔特·B·耶和华开始实践他的惟我论。还不到一个星期,老婆就和别的男人跑了,他这份船运员的工作也丢了,他还在追赶一只黑猫以便不让它横穿他的小路时摔断了腿。 Walter B. Jehovah - I don’t feel apologetic about saying this name, because he did call it a name - a true critic of his life. The so-called writer--if you happen to know the word--is one who believes that he is the only thing that actually exists, and that others and the entire world exist only in his imagination if he stops to them Imagine, then they will disappear. One day, Walter B. Jehovah began to practice his theory of self-denial. Less than a week later, his wife ran away with other men. His crew also lost his job. He was still chasing a black cat so that he would not break his leg when he crossed his path.