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吃不了兜着走过春节时,三个小偷盗窃了一户人家,得手后他们来到一家饭店痛饮起来。酒过三巡,其中一个小偷向服务员问桌上的菜名,服务员指着一盘鱿鱼说:“爆炒乌贼。”又指一盘苦瓜:“苦海无边。”再指一盘猪心炒肉:“心惊肉跳。”最后指着桌中间的煲:“瓮中捉鳖。”听到这儿,三个家伙感到心虚了,挪挪身子正准备离开,服务员又端来一盆虾螺鱼大杂烩,并大声地说:“一网打尽。”话音未落,三个家伙吓得拔腿就跑,服务员还冲他们背后大喊:“吃不了兜着走!”
Can not afford to pass around the Spring Festival, the three thieves stole a family, succeeded they came to a hotel and swigged up. After three tours, one of the thieves asked the waiter the name of the dish on the table. The waiter pointed at a plate of squid and said: “Squid squid.” Also refers to a bitter gourd: “Ode to the Sea.” Pig heart fried meat: “At the end of the table pointing to the middle of the pot: ” heard in here, three guys feel guilty, and moved to prepare to leave, the waiter brought another pot of shrimp Spicy fish hodge-podge, and said aloud: “The net sweep. ” Voice hardly ever, three guys scared to run away, the waiter also shouted behind them shouting: "