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Can You Solve the Mystery of UVB-76？
Suddenly the piercing[刺耳的] buzzing[嗡嗡声] noise that has continued for months stops. A cold voice takes over.“U-V-B-7-6” is read out in a thick Russian accent[口音]， before listing a series of code words and numbers. Then， just as suddenly， it ends. The buzzing returns， for another few months.
That is what has greeted listeners of a mysterious[神秘的] radio station nicknamed “The Buzzer[蜂鸣器]”—And code named UVB-76， or more recently MDZhB—since the 1970s. The noise rings out on a frequency[频率] of 4625 kHz， which anyone is able to listen in on[偷听]， including online at one of several live streams[直播流].
But what the Buzzer is doing， or who is broadcasting[广播] it， remains a mystery. Some people suggest it is a station used by the military[军队]， others suggest it may be a counter-attack[还击] measure for nuclear war.
鱼又有话说：俄罗斯这个呼号为“UVB-76”的短波无线电台真心神秘。40年间，这个被称为“蜂鸣器”的电台24小时持续向外发送类似蜂鸣的“嗡嗡”声。1997年的某一天，“嗡嗡”声突然停止，一个冰冷的男声响起，有着浓重俄罗斯口音的男声说出“U-V-B-7-6”的呼号后，又播报了一系列数字和代码，停顿之后，“嗡嗡”声又响了起来。几个月后，又再度播报，如此反复，近年来呼号改为“MDZhB”。关于“蜂鸣器”的相关信息，在很多网站和博客上都进行了热烈的讨论，无数无线电爱好者也被这个未解之谜深深地迷住了。但是至今没有人知道设立电台的目的是什么，是谁在播报信息以及播报的内容是什么。真的有够神秘的，我仿佛闻到了“间谍、阴谋和大战”的味道。
A Man Spends ￡300 to Treating Constipated[便秘的] Goldfish
A goldfish owner from Norfolk took his sick fish to Toll Barn Veterinary Centre in North Walsham， where vets told him it was constipated and an operation[手术] would cost about ￡300.
Vet Faye Bethell used anaesthetized[使麻醉] water to knock out[击倒] the goldfish before removing the blockages. The operation， which took almost an hour， was performed by Miss Bethell， assisted[协助] by two nurses.
“The goldfish was constipated because he had a lump[肿块] blocking his bottom， rather than because of his diet or any other reason，”Miss Bethell said. “Obviously， we discussed all the options [with its owner] and he made the decision to go for surgery[外科手术].”
Faye said the three inch fish made a full recovery after the 50-minute operation and it would have died if left untreated.
鱼又有话说：对，你没看错。这就是一只因为便秘不得不花300英镑（约合人民币2828元）做通便手术的金鱼（摊手）。这还不是一只神马名贵的珍稀鱼，而是那种随随便便在路边几块钱一只，阿姨心情好的话卖你一块钱一只，买得多了，五毛钱一只也行的——金鱼！做这通便手术的兽医表示，她还从未给金鱼做过这样的手术！手术很精细：麻醉、心率检测、微型手术刀去除肿块、特质胶水涂抹伤口、缝合。50分钟后，金鱼终于通体舒畅。对此，网友们纷纷吐槽：“我活得不如狗已经够惨了，万万没想到居然还不如……”“便秘的话往水里放点巴豆不就得了。”“刀口直接下水难道不会发炎吗？”“请问土豪你家还缺鱼不？读过大学的那种。”“根据我国《聊斋》的套路，这条鱼晚上会来报恩的。”虽然槽点满满，但是本质上来说，这是件好事，毕竟生命没有贵贱之分。不漠视生命，花几千块救回陪伴自己的伙伴也是值得的。当然，前提是：你，要有钱！
Son Steals Life Savings from Father Stuck in[陷入] Hospital An elderly man who spent six months in hospital after having his leg taken off， was discharged[出院] to find his son had spent 50 years’worth of his life savings.
Jonathan Hicks， 48， from Newquay， Cornwall， stole almost ￡28，000 while his 71-year-old father， Leonard， was recovering from losing his leg. He spent the cash on shopping sprees[疯狂购物] and a holiday to Egypt， only stopping when the cash ran out—leaving the elder Mr. Hicks overdrawn[透支] for the first time in his life. The old man almost had a heart attack when he discovered his savings had been taken.
Hicks， who was first arrested[逮捕] in December 2013 but tried to escape， was jailed[监禁] for two years and eight months after admitting to the theft.
鱼又有话说：人说“养儿防老，积谷防饥”，这不孝子防老是指望不上了，居然连老父的养老金也都败光了。这不孝子没有在医院照料截肢后卧病在床的父亲就算了，居然还偷偷将其毕生积蓄给败光，疯狂购物，甚至还去埃及旅游。渣都不足以形容他！71岁的伦纳德出院后，得知自己的银行账户里辛辛苦苦攒了五十多年的积蓄全部被花光，并且还负债300英镑时，几乎心脏病发作。粤语中有一句话，叫“生块叉烧都好过生你”，估计就是老人的心声了吧！这得有多悲愤啊！不然老人也不会一怒之下将不孝子告上法庭，法官在宣布判决之前对乔纳森说：“你在你父亲最脆弱的时候榨干了他的财产，他需要的是悉心的照料，而不是被你一次又一次的欺骗行为所伤害。”最终乔纳森被判监禁两年零八个月。该！
Suddenly the piercing[刺耳的] buzzing[嗡嗡声] noise that has continued for months stops. A cold voice takes over.“U-V-B-7-6” is read out in a thick Russian accent[口音]， before listing a series of code words and numbers. Then， just as suddenly， it ends. The buzzing returns， for another few months.
That is what has greeted listeners of a mysterious[神秘的] radio station nicknamed “The Buzzer[蜂鸣器]”—And code named UVB-76， or more recently MDZhB—since the 1970s. The noise rings out on a frequency[频率] of 4625 kHz， which anyone is able to listen in on[偷听]， including online at one of several live streams[直播流].
But what the Buzzer is doing， or who is broadcasting[广播] it， remains a mystery. Some people suggest it is a station used by the military[军队]， others suggest it may be a counter-attack[还击] measure for nuclear war.
鱼又有话说：俄罗斯这个呼号为“UVB-76”的短波无线电台真心神秘。40年间，这个被称为“蜂鸣器”的电台24小时持续向外发送类似蜂鸣的“嗡嗡”声。1997年的某一天，“嗡嗡”声突然停止，一个冰冷的男声响起，有着浓重俄罗斯口音的男声说出“U-V-B-7-6”的呼号后，又播报了一系列数字和代码，停顿之后，“嗡嗡”声又响了起来。几个月后，又再度播报，如此反复，近年来呼号改为“MDZhB”。关于“蜂鸣器”的相关信息，在很多网站和博客上都进行了热烈的讨论，无数无线电爱好者也被这个未解之谜深深地迷住了。但是至今没有人知道设立电台的目的是什么，是谁在播报信息以及播报的内容是什么。真的有够神秘的，我仿佛闻到了“间谍、阴谋和大战”的味道。
A Man Spends ￡300 to Treating Constipated[便秘的] Goldfish
A goldfish owner from Norfolk took his sick fish to Toll Barn Veterinary Centre in North Walsham， where vets told him it was constipated and an operation[手术] would cost about ￡300.
Vet Faye Bethell used anaesthetized[使麻醉] water to knock out[击倒] the goldfish before removing the blockages. The operation， which took almost an hour， was performed by Miss Bethell， assisted[协助] by two nurses.
“The goldfish was constipated because he had a lump[肿块] blocking his bottom， rather than because of his diet or any other reason，”Miss Bethell said. “Obviously， we discussed all the options [with its owner] and he made the decision to go for surgery[外科手术].”
Faye said the three inch fish made a full recovery after the 50-minute operation and it would have died if left untreated.
鱼又有话说：对，你没看错。这就是一只因为便秘不得不花300英镑（约合人民币2828元）做通便手术的金鱼（摊手）。这还不是一只神马名贵的珍稀鱼，而是那种随随便便在路边几块钱一只，阿姨心情好的话卖你一块钱一只，买得多了，五毛钱一只也行的——金鱼！做这通便手术的兽医表示，她还从未给金鱼做过这样的手术！手术很精细：麻醉、心率检测、微型手术刀去除肿块、特质胶水涂抹伤口、缝合。50分钟后，金鱼终于通体舒畅。对此，网友们纷纷吐槽：“我活得不如狗已经够惨了，万万没想到居然还不如……”“便秘的话往水里放点巴豆不就得了。”“刀口直接下水难道不会发炎吗？”“请问土豪你家还缺鱼不？读过大学的那种。”“根据我国《聊斋》的套路，这条鱼晚上会来报恩的。”虽然槽点满满，但是本质上来说，这是件好事，毕竟生命没有贵贱之分。不漠视生命，花几千块救回陪伴自己的伙伴也是值得的。当然，前提是：你，要有钱！
Son Steals Life Savings from Father Stuck in[陷入] Hospital An elderly man who spent six months in hospital after having his leg taken off， was discharged[出院] to find his son had spent 50 years’worth of his life savings.
Jonathan Hicks， 48， from Newquay， Cornwall， stole almost ￡28，000 while his 71-year-old father， Leonard， was recovering from losing his leg. He spent the cash on shopping sprees[疯狂购物] and a holiday to Egypt， only stopping when the cash ran out—leaving the elder Mr. Hicks overdrawn[透支] for the first time in his life. The old man almost had a heart attack when he discovered his savings had been taken.
Hicks， who was first arrested[逮捕] in December 2013 but tried to escape， was jailed[监禁] for two years and eight months after admitting to the theft.
鱼又有话说：人说“养儿防老，积谷防饥”，这不孝子防老是指望不上了，居然连老父的养老金也都败光了。这不孝子没有在医院照料截肢后卧病在床的父亲就算了，居然还偷偷将其毕生积蓄给败光，疯狂购物，甚至还去埃及旅游。渣都不足以形容他！71岁的伦纳德出院后，得知自己的银行账户里辛辛苦苦攒了五十多年的积蓄全部被花光，并且还负债300英镑时，几乎心脏病发作。粤语中有一句话，叫“生块叉烧都好过生你”，估计就是老人的心声了吧！这得有多悲愤啊！不然老人也不会一怒之下将不孝子告上法庭，法官在宣布判决之前对乔纳森说：“你在你父亲最脆弱的时候榨干了他的财产，他需要的是悉心的照料，而不是被你一次又一次的欺骗行为所伤害。”最终乔纳森被判监禁两年零八个月。该！