顾客:你给我做的这件衣服比我的皮还紧。裁缝:比你的皮还紧?没那么夸张吧。顾客:我不穿这衣服还可以坐下去,穿了这件衣服反倒坐不下去了。邮票贴在哪里?一位贵夫人头一次去邮局,买了一枚背面有粘胶的邮票不知怎么办,她傲慢地问办事员:“我是不是要自己贴这东西?”“别,太太,千? Customer: The clothes you gave me are tighter than my skin. Tailor: It’s tighter than your skin. It’s not so exaggerated. Customer: I can sit down without wearing this suit. I can’t sit down after wearing this dress. Where is the stamp? A noble lady went to the post office for the first time and bought a stamp with adhesive on the back. I do not know how to do it. She arrogantly asked the clerk: “Do I want to post this thing on my own?” “No, wife, thousand?