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I. Pig or Witch
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells “PIG!” The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, “WITCH(女巫)!” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only the man would listen.
I. 猪还是女巫
一名男子在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一位妇女相向驾车而来。他们相遇时，那位妇女从车窗伸出头来叫道：“猪!” 男子立即从车窗伸出头来回敬道：“女巫!”他们继续前行。这名男子在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。
II. Secret for a Long Life
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look.”she says，“What’s your secret for a long, happy life？”
“I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and neverexercise.”
“Wow, that’s amazing.”says the woman.“How old are you？”“Twenty-six.”
II. 长寿秘诀
一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇摆的小老头。“我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”女士说，“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么呢？”
“我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。”
“哦，真神奇，”女士说，“你高寿？”“二十六。”
III. Much Worse
Policeman：Why
didn’t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man： If I had opened my mouth， they’d have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
III. 那就更糟了
警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？
男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells “PIG!” The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, “WITCH(女巫)!” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only the man would listen.
I. 猪还是女巫
一名男子在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一位妇女相向驾车而来。他们相遇时，那位妇女从车窗伸出头来叫道：“猪!” 男子立即从车窗伸出头来回敬道：“女巫!”他们继续前行。这名男子在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。
II. Secret for a Long Life
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look.”she says，“What’s your secret for a long, happy life？”
“I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and neverexercise.”
“Wow, that’s amazing.”says the woman.“How old are you？”“Twenty-six.”
II. 长寿秘诀
一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇摆的小老头。“我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”女士说，“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么呢？”
“我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。”
“哦，真神奇，”女士说，“你高寿？”“二十六。”
III. Much Worse
Policeman：Why
didn’t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man： If I had opened my mouth， they’d have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
III. 那就更糟了
警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？
男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。