吃货吵架老婆是个吃货,每天为吃的问题和我吵架,理由就三条:第一,你做的菜不好吃。第二,菜太好吃了,怎么就做这么点?你怕我吃穷你么?第三,菜太好吃了,我吃撑了,你怎么不拦着我?春天的感觉和悲观的人相处是一种怎样的体验?春天来了,我对老婆说:“我们出门旅游吧!”她说:“这样的天气,车里开冷气太冷,开暖风又太热,不去!”第一次听到这么黑春天的。 Eating goods quarrel wife is a food, every day to eat and I quarrel, the reason is three: First, you do not eat delicious food. Second, the food is so delicious, how to do it? You are afraid I eat poor you? Third, the food is too tasty, I eat it, how do you not stop me? The feeling of spring and pessimistic Spring is coming, I said to my wife: “We go out to travel! ” She said: “The weather, the car open the air conditioning is too cold, warm air and too hot, Do not go! ”For the first time heard so black and spring.