我的一个邻居,喜欢喝酒,常醉。有一次,他喝醉之后上了出租车,司机缓缓开着车等他说去哪里。可等了半天也没动静,回头一看,他正脱衣服呢。司机吓了一跳,连忙问:“先生,你这是干什么?!”他说:“到家了,我要脱衣服睡觉!”司机赶紧告诉他:“这是我的车,不是你的家。”他呆呆想了一会儿,大声喊:“快,快回到我刚才上车的地方去!” One of my neighbors, like to drink, often drunk. Once, he was on a taxi after getting drunk, and the driver drove slowly while waiting for him to go. Can wait for a long time did not move, look back, he is taking off clothes yet. The driver was shocked and quickly asked: “Sir, what are you doing?! ” He said: “home, I want to go to bed and sleep! ” The driver quickly told him: “This is my car, Not your home. ”He thought blankly for a moment, shouting: “ fast, quick to go back where I got in the car! ”