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同学小志乃一奇人。大凡当过学生之人可分为十种类型:1.圣人型学名:模范学生。特征:上课笔记照单全录,之乎者也.决不遗漏。功能:考前所有笔记出售。座右铭:一笔走遍天下。出没地点:80%以上出现在一至二排,讲桌前面。理想职业:拾荒者。2.标准型学名:专业学生。特征:上课浑浑噩噩,下课快快乐乐。功能:保持班级人数,维护师长尊严。座右铭:有笔记
Xiao Zhi is a stranger. Most of those who have been students can be divided into ten types: 1. Saint type name: model students. Features: All the notes in the class are recorded, but they are also almost. Function: All notes sold before the exam. Motto: One stroke goes all over the world. Infestation location: More than 80% appeared in one to two rows, in front of the desk. Ideal career: scavengers. 2. Standard type name: Professional students. Features: Class 浑浑噩噩, class is fun. Function: Maintain the number of classes and maintain the dignity of the teacher. Motto: There are notes