一个男人殷勤地为妻子开车门,肯定是下面两种情况之一:要么车子是新买的;要么妻子是刚娶的。婚姻生活是有规律的:头一年,丈夫说话,妻子听着;第二年,妻子说话,丈夫听着;第三年,两人都说话,邻居们听着。婚姻就像在饭馆吃饭。你点了菜,但是当你看到邻桌的菜肴,你希望那才是你点的。一个男人,在教堂里说了几句话,就结了婚。一年后,这个男人在睡梦里说了几句话,就离了婚。爱情是一个甜蜜的梦,而婚姻是一只闹钟。结婚前,男人说,为了她,他敢进地狱。结 A man diligently driving a car for his wife is certainly one of two things: either the car is newly bought; or the wife is just married. Marital life is regular: the first year, the husband spoke, his wife listened; the second year, his wife spoke, her husband listened; the third year, both talked, the neighbors listened. Marriage is like eating in a restaurant. You ordered food, but when you see the table next to the dishes, you hope that’s what you ordered. A man, after a few words in the church, is married. A year later, the man said a few words in his sleep, then divorced. Love is a sweet dream, and marriage is an alarm clock. Before marriage, the man said he dared to go to hell for her. Knot