某男生闪了腰,第二天托同学递上请假条:“老师,我痛,很痛,非常痛……”老师批曰:“非常同情,顺利通过。”某才女偶染风寒,请同学带来请假条:“目前偶染小恙,苦药难咽。友劝:‘良药苦口。’吾不以为然,抛于下水道。悔矣!病渐沉疴,寒热交迫。四肢无力,执笔手抖。恩师若怜,乞准假!”老师批曰:“晕!” A boy flashed his waist, the next day asked his classmates to take a leave of absence: “Teacher, I hurts, hurts, hurts ... ” Teacher approved: “Very sympathetic, passed. ” Cold, please bring the students leave: “The current occasional infection ailments, bitter medicine is difficult to swallow. Friends advised: ’Good medicine bitter.’ I do not think, thrown into the sewer. Regret it! The disease gradually Shen Jian, cold and heat. Writing hand trembling. If the teacher mentally pity, begging for leave! ”Teacher criticism said: “ halo! ”