《文学报》上的这幅肖像,画的是我,就是我——纳季姆·希克迈特。还真是这样写着吗?那就是说,写的完全正确! 怎么?一点也不象我? 那,咱们来端详端详。嗨,真的,确实一点也不象。这完全是另外一个人。这可怎么办?肖像上画的人是个长脸,可我是圆脸膛;肖像上的人头发老长,可我的头发并不长。这叫什么来着?叫下巴?瞧,他的下巴象根黄瓜。这是脖子吗?他这脖子象是大公鸡的。我的呢?难道我的脖子是那样的吗?眼睛也不象,那双耳朵也不象!不过,领带倒是象的。那是我的领带,是我在伊斯坦布尔买的那条领带。 This portrayal of The Literary Journal draws on me, Natal Hickett. Is that really the case? That is to say, writing completely correct! How? Not at all like me? Well, let’s look it over in detail. Hi, really, really not at all. This is totally another person. What can I do? The portrait is a long face, but I am round face. The portrait is long, but my hair is not long. What is it called? Chin? Look, his jaw is like a cucumber. Is this the neck? His neck is like a big cock. My? Is my neck like that? Eyes are not like that pair of ears is not like! However, the tie is like. That’s my tie, the one I bought in Istanbul.