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审稿催稿自虐症 典型患者:稻草狗 症状表现:每月到截稿日期便如大限已到,六神无主,惶惶不可终日。最常用的口头禅是:“就是挖地三尺,也要把稿子挖出来！”出刊后若文章出现问题,则自断狗粮;若出现错字,则自断经脉。其自虐精神令小编无地自容,自惭形秽。 治疗手段: 1.偷天换日。每月截稿那天挂前一天的日历,过后再跳到第二天,其法与防范CIH病毒发作的原理相同。 2.李代桃僵。文章出现问题时,先让最胖的醉心客同志绝食三天,然后主编宣布醉心客才是真正的稻草狗。 3.以假乱真。编辑部自造一本字典,出现错字时用此字典证明这些错字其实都是正确的。
Manuscript draft maniac typical patient: straw dog symptoms: the deadline to the deadline every month as the deadline has been reached, Liushenweizhu, panic throughout the day. The most commonly used mantra is: “It is to dig three feet, but also dig manuscript!” If there is a problem after the publication of the article, then cut off dog food; if there is typo, then off the meridians. The self-absurd spirit Xiaobian landless, ashamed. Treatment: 1. Stealing the sky. The calendar of the day before the deadline of the deadline of the month, and then jump to the next day, its method and prevention of CIH virus attack the same principle. Li Dai peach stiff. Article problems, let the fattest drunk guest gossip for three days, and then editor in chief declared obsessed guest is the real straw dog. 3. To be true. Since the editorial department made a dictionary, the use of this dictionary to prove that these typos was actually correct when there was a typo.