亲爱的员工:关于涨薪水:你们上班的穿着取决于你们的薪水水平。如果我看到谁穿着“普拉达”鞋,挎着“古奇”包,那么我就认定你的薪水丰厚,不需要再涨工资;如果你的穿着过于朴素,你需要学习理财,那样你才能穿上漂亮的衣服,而不是要求加薪;如果你的穿着介于前两者之间,那说明你的生活恰到好处,因此也不需要加薪。关于休息日:每个员工每年都有104天私人时间,我把其命名为“星期六”和“星期日”。 Dear employees: About Salary Salary: Your work wear depends on your salary level. If I see who wears Prada shoes and a Gucci bag, then I’m sure you’ve got a good salary and you do not have to pay any more. If you’re wearing too much, you need to learn how to manage money. You can wear nice clothes instead of asking for a raise; if you wear between the first two, it means your life is right and you do not need a raise. About the day off: Every employee has 104 days of private time each year, and I name it “Saturday” and “Sunday”.