I was sitting in the classroom
　　Trying to look intelligent
　　In case the teacher looked at me
　　She was long and she was lean
　　She’s a middle-aged dream
　　And that lady means the whole world to me
　　
　　It’s a natural achievement
　　Conquering my homework
　　With her image pounding in my brain
　　She’s an inspiration
　　For my graduation
　　And she helps to keep the classroom sane
　　
　　*Oh teacher I need you like a little child
　　You got something in you to drive a schoolboy wild
　　You give me education in the lovesick blues
　　Help me get straight come out and say
　　Teacher I, teacher I, teacher I, teacher I need you*
　　
　　I have to write a letter
　　Tell about my feelings
　　Just to let her know the scene
　　Focus my attention
　　On some further education
　　In connection with the birdies and the bees
　　
　　So I’m sitting in the classroom
　　I’m looking like a zombie[僵尸]
　　I’m waiting for the bell to ring
　　I’ve got John Wayne stances[姿态]
　　I’ve got Erroll Flynn advances
　　And it doesn’t mean a doggoned[可恶的] thing
　　
　　Repeat *
　　
　　John Wayne 约翰·韦恩（1907~1979），美国电影演员，曾获第42届奥斯卡最佳男主角奖。以擅长演绎西部片和战争片中的硬汉而闻名。
　　Errol Flynn 埃罗尔·弗林（1909~1959），澳大利亚演员，以演绎行侠仗义、风流倜傥的草莽英雄而出名，代表作品有《侠盗罗宾汉》（The Adventures of Robin Hood）、《海鹰》（The Sea Hawk）等。