美国某镇的一个葬礼上,有一个妇女,大概六十多岁,下葬的是她的丈夫皮特。葬礼现场,大家都在讲皮特的优点,而轮到她讲话时,她说:“关于皮特的好,大家都讲到了,我觉得这是他出门以后给大家的印象,我现在要跟大家讲讲皮特的不好。”“第一个不好,就是他放屁声音特别大,每天在我还没有醒的时候,他放屁的声音能把我从被窝里惊醒。”第二个不好,他还打呼噜,呼噜声大得让我惊心动魄,难以入眠。皮特还会说梦话,甚至责骂我,对此我很恼火。 At a funeral in a town in the United States, there was a woman, about sixty years old, buried by her husband, Peter. At the funeral scene, everyone was talking about the advantages of Pete. When she was in her turn, she said: “Pete’s good, everybody mentioned it, and I think this is the impression he gave everyone after he left home. Now I want to tell everyone Talk about Pitt’s bad. ”“ The first is not good, he is a big fart sound, every day when I’m not awake, his fart voice can wake me from the blanket. ”The second Not good, he also snores, grunts big let me soul-stirring, hard to sleep. Pete would still be talking, or even scold me, I am very angry.